My mother said i could

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Stuck on an escalator - Snotr

Haha Fucking Brilliant

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Spiders on drugs.

Short Documentary on spiders on drugs. The effect of drugs.

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Rick Mercer’s Talking To Americans (2001)

It’s no secret that Canada has produced a plethora of talented and hugely successful comedians, but most of them have landed in Hollywood, where they could capitalize on their skills. However, Rick Mercer is a thoroughly Canadian comedian, which means that his specialized brand of journalistic comedy is geared toward Canadians.

Not only that, but the Hollywood machine wouldn’t really get his caustic style and deadpan delivery. Which is precisely why Talking To Americans was one of the most talked about features in the rich history of Canadian comedy. After all, what is more quintessentially Canadian than laughing at Americans for their ignorance and gullibility?

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Elderly lady questioned in court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'



She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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Dumb Blonde Odd Job

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.



He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure anything."

"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies.

"I don't know, say $50 bucks."

"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.

His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.

The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."

"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."

With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."

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You know you have to clean when.....

A Few Ikea Tidy Up Funny Ads - video powered by Metacafe

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Stunning bubble magic!

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Explain this to your boss!!!!!

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What is he drawing????

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Are Americans Stupid?

Alot of people give americans a bum rap for being stupid, and knowing nothing about the world.
Truth to any of this?

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Signs your Relationship is over.

Video to help explain if your relationship is over. Funny.

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Magic Trick Goes Wrong

This trick went horribly wrong....

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Try Explaining This One

Frisbee with a Land mine? .. Fuck it i'll play.



Two swiss students on holiday played with a landmine they found on a beach. Both of them were unaware it was armed and dangerous.
A life guard stopped them and immediately called the police. Soon after a bomb squad then arrived to disarm the 6 kilogrammes anti-tank mine.

Yeah try explaining this one to Police, Parents and Everyone else.

"Umm officer we were playing Frisbee and Johnny blew up.... No i'm serious!! "

Alright but seriously! thank god no one was hurt =) although it would make a great comic :D

Source: http://whatsthecrack.net/Students-played-frisbee-with-land-mine

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Hilarious Flood

LOL

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Facebook groups

Some of them you are just not meant to leave.....

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Miss Teen South Carolina 2007

Ok i admit this girl is very attractive... but seriously?!?!?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!



Possible Train of thought..
I believe... Americans... NO MAPS?!?!?! for only some.. I believe... education.. umm.. such as Iraq... South africa.. US education should help asian countrys so we can build our future.

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Gimmie my fucking change

In store Arguement.

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Kid Dances Funny

Hes got me beat....

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Can you Watch this without laughing? grinning?

Post your results as comments. =)

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