Stuck on an escalator - Snotr

Haha Fucking Brilliant

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Spiders on drugs.

Short Documentary on spiders on drugs. The effect of drugs.

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Microwave Vs. Cellphone

For a moment there we almost unleashed Hell onto the world Via Cell phone radiowaves and Microwaves. Its okay now though, we're all okay.

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Elderly lady questioned in court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'



She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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Stunning bubble magic!

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Explain this to your boss!!!!!

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Funny moments

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Are Americans Stupid?

Alot of people give americans a bum rap for being stupid, and knowing nothing about the world.
Truth to any of this?

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Magic Trick Goes Wrong

This trick went horribly wrong....

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Hilarious Flood

LOL

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Elevator illusion

Optical illusion on elevator Floor..
This will make you think twice before steping inside.

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MYSPACE

Number one reason why i quit.

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Toughest puzzle in the world.

I wonder where i can buy one.....

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Kids Mess with Train tracks

Unbelievable ending.

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Fuckin hilarious Clip. Scary!

Scare tastics! Rat monster

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Light saber Fight

Very impressive fan mad lightsaber fight.

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How to solve a Rubik's Cube

These two are Hilarious.. Best way to solve the Rubik's Cube.



The lesson here?

DON'T DRINK AND CUBE.

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Home-Made Nintendo DS

I've tried making this a few times.. i think i'm doing it wrong because i can't get my Mario to move? any suggestions?

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Infinite Mario Bros

An absolutly amazing Online FREE mario game provided by "Markus Persson"

Controls
Use the arrow keys to move mario around.
Press A to run faster and to pick up shells.
Press S to jump.

About Infinite Mario Bros

Infinite Mario Bros was made by Markus Persson for a Super Mario themed java programming contest.

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Enlgish Anyone?

A hilarious Picture and Blog about a Child in Asia wearing clothing with english text on it. Everyone else oblivious.

This is soo funny. Something tells us that nobody speaks English here. Looks like Asian folks just think written English looks cool, and since most of ‘em can’t read it any more than you can read Japanese — well, you end up with some pretty funny t-shirts. The best part, the oblivious teacher and more little kids in the background.

Wonder how he got it though. If you observe, it is not an over sized shirt and is clearly made for a kid.

or… this kid is a crazy pimp

or.. a fan of Dead Kennedys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Drunk_to_Fuck

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